Vicki (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} jeremybrettfan) wrote,@ 2008-04-01 12:21:00 |
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| Entry tags: | csi:miami, dc, pbp |
CSI:Miami 6.15 Ambush
OH WIN WIN WIN WIN. SO MUCH. AND ANOTHER ONE TONIGHT?! I MIGHT SQUEE MYSELF TO DEATH. Anyone know first aid?? I'm just going to get straight to it....*takes deep breath*
2. LOL. HE IS SO NEARLY OUT OF HIS SEAT.
3. OMFG YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
4. TRICKING FISH WITH EXPLOSIVES. SERIOUSLY?! I DON'T THINK IT TRICKS THEM, I THINK IT KILLS THEM. I ALSO THINK THAT'S ILLEGAL TARD.
5. "You think we'd sit here for hours and just talk?" I thought that's what fishing was. Woe is me I have been seriously misinformed. [/sarcasm]
6. "Fire in the hole." Wish I could shove that thing up your fucking hole.
7. ERM....EW. ARM.
8. I TOLD YOU YOU WERE AN IDIOT. YOU WERE SERIOUSLY JUST ABOUT TO PICK THAT UP?!?! *whacks*
9. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT????!!!! You're in the Glades. An arm floats to the surface of the pond you're on. Do you A) Jump right the fuck in hoping the gators won't come along and go NOM NOM NOM or B) CALL THE FUCKING COPS AND GET HORATIO OUT HERE RIGHT NOW SO I CAN GET MY FIX??? YOU JUST CHOSE THE WRONG ONE. GTFO.
10. Wait..WHAT?! Her arm just floats to the surface but now she has both?! HALF WOMAN HALF STARFISH!!!!!!!!!!
11. HER EYES ARE GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZED. Maybe she's baked? No? Dead then.
12. I'm sorry, did the dead body scare you shitless?! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT?!?!
13. "We were cherry bombing for fish.""As in illegal explosives?" SEE?! WHAT DID I TELL YOU??!!
14. FRANK!!!!!! I SERIOUSLY LOVE YOUR TIES!! XD I NEED TO SEE YOUR TIE RACK!!!
15. "No one was around." Oh, that's fine then. That makes it legal. I'm going to lock myself in my room now, first making sure no one's in there and do some opium. S'all legal according to King Jackass over there.
16. HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
17. *blinks* *rubs eyes* No, I'm seeing it. HORATIO JUST PUT ON A LATEX GLOVE. HELL YES. SQUEE.
18. KATHLEEN NEWBERRY.
19. "She's been missing for over a week." WHAT?! MONTHS!!!! MOOOOOOOOONTHS. Ok, if the eps were continuous it would be over a week BUT THERE WAS A STRIKE YO.
20. JULIA.
21. THE MONIES IS GONE?! FECK.
22. "Anywhere but here." DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
23. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
24. CALLEIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *holds* Really rough week for you....S'ok, I have complete faith people will come to your rescue...
25. "It always makes me nervous when the crowd is so close." WHY IS THERE A CROWD?! IT'S THE GLADES!!!
26. ORDER OF PROCESSING?!?! NOOOOOOOOO!!! ERIC'S BRAIN DAMAGE IS BACK!!!!
27. NOW HER ARM'S OFF AGAIN?! WHAT?!
28. LOL. Alexx doesn't look best pleased with NBV...
29. "So she was alive when she went down?" I think that was implied by the fact that the COD was drowning....
30. MOTHER EFFING SQUEE.
31. LABCOAT!!!!!!! WITH HORATIO WEARING IT!!!! LABCOAT HORATIO!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
32. IT'S EMBROIDERED TOO!!!! WIN.
33. HORATIO IN THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
34. JULIA
35. She's 46??!!
36. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! ANGRY/PISSED OFF KEYBOARD TAP OF LOVE.
37. "Somehow I knew you wouldn't stay away Horatio." SHUT IT. YOU'RE A MURDER SUSPECT, TRUST ME, IT ISN'T BECAUSE HE FANCIES YOU. *slaps*
38. CARE PACKAGE?! YOU FUCKING PAID HER TO DISAPPEAR!!!
39. "Enough for her to start a new life." $1MILLION?! AND THEN SOME.
40. "There are a lot of people out there with a motive to frame me. I'm looking at one right now." OH FUCK OFF. *hits* HE WOULDN'T WASTE HIS TIME.
41. "You're still mad Kyle chose me over you." No he's not. I'm more pissed at you than Kyle's stupidity, you bribed him with monies, cars and those scary eyes of yours...
42. "Why can't you just believe me?""Because I haven't heard the truth yet." AMEN. XD
43. "You didn't leave because you got a big pay day?""What are you talking about?" LOOK AT WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!!
44. SHE HUGGED YOU?!?!
45. "Hey, you're the scientist.""And you're the suspect...again." DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN.
46. INVESTED MY ARSE.
47. "Oh my God." UH-OH.
48. "Did you remember to take the lens cap off the camera?" RYAN!!!! SHE'S NOT YOU.
49. "Yes! Of course I did!" SEE?!
50. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
51. "I think somebody's trying to sabotage our case." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
52. "The guys that found the body were fishing." Pfft. They so were not.
53. THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.
54. "I'm pre-law." WHOOPDIE DOO DUMBASS.
55. "Finders keepers." YOU'LL BE THE WEEPERS.
56. "Then I'm sure you also know what it's like to interfere with a murder investigation." SEE?! BYE SUCKAS.
57. KYLE!!!!! Have you not heard of Gap? Abercrombie & Fitch? AMERICAN EAGLE?!
58. "Trying to sort everything out in my head." I know, must be tough to get around having such an AWESOME and INDESTUCTABLE Dad...
59. "Can I help you with that?" OH THE LOVE.
60. "Why are you still harassing mum?" SORRY WHAT?! OH KYLE YOU ARE SUCH A LOST CASE. SHE'S A FREAKING MURDER SUSPECT. HE'S INTERROGATING HER. IT AINT HARASSMENT.
61. "You don't really think that she killed that woman." I seriously wouldn't put it past her...
62. I don't care that you just called him Dad. Sweet as it was you are acting like an utterly butterly nutter right now.
63. "She's scared." SHE BLOODY WELL SHOULD BE.
64. "It has to be because of you." OH MY GOD. DON'T MAKE ME HIT YOU.
65. "She has no reason to be afraid of me." Not you, the long arm of the law perhaps...
66. "She is!" Right...forget it....*hits*
67. "Don't try to con me OK?!" KYLE!!! WAKE THE HELL UP!!!!!!! *hits*
68. "Keep your voice down." YEAH KYLE. SHUT UP!
69. "I'm not going to let you use me against her..." KYYYYYYYYLE OMG!!!!!! *kicks*
70. Solve a crime with Calleigh?! *follows link like the fangirl I am* Miami homepage! XD
71. CALLEIGH DOESN'T BUNGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
72. "That looks like Delko's handwriting." HE'S ALL DAMAGED IN THE HEAD. Poor Eric...
73. CALLEIGH DOESN'T NEED HELP REMEMBERING HOW TO PROCESS A CRIME SCENE!!!!! SHE'S GOT IT DOWN TO AN ART!!!!!
74. "Let's just move on from it OK?" It's goin to come back and bite Eric in the ass...
75. NO ONE MESSES WITH CALLEIGH DUQUESNE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.
76. "This need to be resolved so we can protect the investigation." I get that, but can we protect Calleigh too please?!
77. "Who the hell are you?""Your nightmare." LOL FRANK! GO!!!
78. "I found it." Boy, that's original.
79. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Public trucker restrooms.
80. "These places aren't exactly know for their cleanliness." You can say that again. Oh, you do.
81. YOUR EXCUSE SUCKS BY THE WAY, AND H AINT BUYING IT.
82. "That's not a cut is it? It's a bite mark." SEE?! DUMBASS.
83. "Well, I'm not sure you can tell either way." YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVEN'T SEEN THE SHOW BEFORE.
84. "Can you prove that?""That's what I do." HELL YES. AND HE DOES IT THE BEST.
85. YELINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
86. DEAR GOD YELINA I'VE MISSED YOU. HOW WAS THE BORDER?! LOL.
87. "She's had numerous run ins with the law." THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S EVIL.
88. But there's something else you should know." DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
89. "Julia came to me." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
90. MARISOL!! *cries*
91. "And why you went to Brazil." FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
92. "I never asked you about what happened in Rio." That's because you rock Yelina.
93. "I wouldn't help her." LOVE! XD
94. "I don't trust this woman." That's because you have kick ass intuition! *hugs*
95. "I don't think she's one to give up easily.""Neither am I! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS! WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
96. "I haven't seen or heard from Ron in six years.""Five years. It's been five years." CLAMPED.
97. "We all have skeletons in our closet." NOT FREAKING HALF.
98. "But I have left mine behind for Kyle." YOU WHAT?! ARE YOU BATTY?! YOU PAID A WOMAN TO DISAPPEAR! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? Apart from the evilness and stuff....
99. SMIRK LOVE! XD XD XD
100. "I don't think you can say the same thing." WHAT?! GTFO. RIGHT NOW.
101. "In Rio, money can buy a lot of information." You just love flinging the cash about eh?
102. RIO FLASHBACKS!!!!!!! KNIFE PORN FLASHBACKS!!!!! WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
103. "This isn't going to work." PRE-CISELY.
104. Is it just me, or does Julia's picture show Riaz with his eyes closed, and a panoramic shot of Rio? OMG THE PROOF! [/sarcasm]
105. YESSSSSSS!!! ANGRY SCRUNCHING UP OF JULIA'S PICTURE LOVE!!!!!!!
106. OK, STOP THE BLOCK SCREEN THING, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT SHOWS RYAN'S EYES LOOKING ANGRY/CONSTIPATED.
107. VALERA!!!!!! I MISSED YOUUUUU!!!!!!
108. IT WENT VIRAL?!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
109. "Except for a couple of tweaks it's exactly like the one we use." I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL COOPER.
110. "Hey Calleigh, it's me. Yeah, I know who's messing with you." FUCKING COOPER.
111. "Hey Cooper." LOL THE HATE.
112. "Come right on in Cal." *kicks* IT'S DET. DUQUESNE TO YOU ASSWIPE.
113. "I've always wanted to start a website." *kicks*
114. "Now I finally have the time, thanks to you by the way." Er...NO. THANKS TO YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STOLE SPEED'S CARD. NOT CAL.
115. YOU STEALING CALLEIGH'S SD CARD WAS NOT HER JUDGEMENT ERROR YOU PRICK.
116. "Something happen to your photos?" OMG. I SWEAR. IF I HAD A 9MM RIGHT NOW, SO WOULD YOU. IN YOUR CROTCH.
117. YOU SNEAKY CAP WEARING LILY LIVERED CARD SWAPPING SON OF A BITCH.
118. "Now I've got my next post for the site." *kicks in the head repeatedly*
119. PRESS CHARGES CALLEIGH. PRESS THEM HARRRRRRRD.
120. "None of this is against the law." YOU FUCKED WITH A MURDER INVESTIGATION. AND CALLEIGH DUQUESNE. YOU SHALT PAY.
121. "You're not that guy." Looks like he is now.
122. "I'll see you at the next crime scene.""I really hope you don't." HE BETTER HOPE HE DOESN'T. I WILL KICK HIM INTO TOMORROW, FOLLOW HIM, TAKE A BREAK, DO THE NEW PBP, THEN KICK HIM AGAIN.
123. LABCOAT HORATIO!!!!!! TWICE IN ONE EPISODE!!!!!! XD XD XD
124. SHE FELL ON YOUR BOOTPRINT? LOL. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
125. "He could've been Kermit The Frog." I'll give you one thing, you've got a sense of humour.
126. "We all make mistakes Ted, this is yours." Bye Ted! *waves*
127. BRING HIM IN YOU EVIL IDIOT.
128. "He's dead, dead, dead." NOPE. BULLET PROOF COP.
129. SHE DOESN'T STILL LOVE HIM. NO FREAKING WAY.
130. "I can make him disappear." Pfft. Whateva minga.
131. "I only want to be with you." Who wouldn't? [/sarcasm]
132. "I asked you to let this go Horatio." Not in his blood.
133. "It's too late." NOOOOOOOOOO. YOU DIDN'T!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
134. RICK.
135. "It's for your own good." WHAT?!?!
136. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
137. Awww, Rick is practically pissing himself with nerves...
138. DUCAINE SCENE!!!!!!!!!!
139. "We're going to be here for you no matter what." CALLEIGH I LOVE YOU!!! *tackle hugs*
140. DON'T CUFF HIM!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! RICK'S ALREADY GOT HIS GUN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!! *cries*
141. I love that Calleigh stays to watch him leave. <3 <3 <3
142. Don't worry Cal, he'll be fine...
143. GET OFF THAT FUCKING SITE NBV.
144. I WILL FUCKING KILL COOPER.
145. BLACK WIDOW WTF?!
146. HAGEN REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
147. HAGEN'S SUICIDE WAS A "DUQUESNE MUTINY"?! I WILL KILL THAT FUCKING BASTARD.
148. Since when was Hagen decorated???
149. SINCE WHEN THE FUCK IS CALLEIGH CONSIDERED REMOTELY VENOMOUS?!?!
150. IS JAKE NEXT?! SEMI-LOL.
151. STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
152. THEY CAN'T FIND THE HUMMER?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
153. HOW DID COOPER FIND OUT HER NEW NUMBER?!?!?
154. KNOCK KNOCK, ERIC'S ABOUT TO BEAT YOUR ASS.
155. YOU WERE HAVING FUN?! *kicks*
156. "Calleigh's a big girl, she can take care of herself." *kicks*
157. "Something happens to her Cooper, I'm gonna come back here and kill you." AND I'M GONNA COME WITH HIM AND HELP.
158. RIO!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 THE LUSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNESS!
159. "You hunted down and killed Antonio Riaz."
160. "He murdered my wife." MARISOL. *cries*
161. "And so you murdered him."
162. "Let's just say Mr Riaz got what was coming to him." Yes let's.
163. "I admitted to nothing." SEE?! DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Now you go.
164. "As far as I'm concerned, you're free to go." Wait, so you fly him down to Rio, talk to him for two minutes tops then let him go free? Without an escort? WTF?!
165. Pfft. Horatio has enemies anyway.
166. "I admit to nothing but...good luck." He's fine.
167. Dude, H, as bullet proof as you are, take the gun. Take it take it take it, because then, whoever is after you is most definitely fucked.
168. LOL. WHOEVER IS COCKING THEIR GUN IS SO FUCKED THEY WON'T BELIEVE IT.
169. CALLEIGH!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jesus that was fun. XD Good job guys! *round of applause* Can we please see more labcoat Horatio?! PLEASE?! And maybe injured Horatio?! That's be good too!! Peace out.
Oh...DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN. SPoilers for tonight.
